Oh, barnacles! SpongeBob has been kidnapped, and Plankton’s to blame!
Police are looking for a blow-up figure of SpongeBob SquarePants swiped from a Little Falls, Minnesota, Burger King.
They’ve found a ransom note which starts off: “We have SpongeBob.” It then demands, “Give us ten Crabby Patties, fries and milkshakes.”
The ransom note is signed by SpongeBob’s nemesis, Plankton. A postscript reads: “Patrick is next,” referring to SpongeBob’s cartoon friend.
At a southeast Utah Burger King, vandals made off with a six-by-ten-foot balloon of Spongebob.
It just goes to show you, “Dumb people are just blissfully unaware of how very dumb they are.”
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November 24, 2004 at 1:19 pm
Ahhh, I miss the days when I did stupid shit and was convinced it was funny.
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November 24, 2004 at 2:29 pm
Working in bars as I did for ten years convinced me that people are generally idiots. Add alcohol and the idiot-level rises exponentially.
People will steal anything. Really.
November 24, 2004 at 8:55 pm
Or, genius has its limitations; stupidity is under no such handicap.
November 26, 2004 at 9:48 am
I am always amazed at how stupid I can be.
November 26, 2004 at 10:27 am
I’m guessing your stupid comment refers to the media for covering this story in the first place?
November 28, 2004 at 2:43 am
Come on people! This is funny. Stealing Sponge Bob? That’s beautiful. I’d do it too if it wouldn’t jeopardize my job with the city.
November 29, 2004 at 3:01 am
Surely SpongeBob is worth at least 15 Crabby Panties (plus unlimited fries and milkshakes).
December 3, 2004 at 9:05 am
Lets get the commando fish together and stage a raid on the kidnappers place its the sharks to blame its the err LOAN SHARKS who have done it
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