We have a winner for the Hope and Changey edition of the Caption Contest.

Congratulations to Steve whose caption “God, I Wish I Knew How To Quit You” takes first place, earning him a Moleskine notebook in which to record his witty thoughts, along with all of his other ones. (Steve, be sure to email me your snail mail address so I know where to send your notebook.)

That said, there were a few other entrants who were so clever they almost made me pee. Since I only have one Moleskine to send out, y’all will have to settle for seeing your name in hyperlinks:

Second place: Linoge with “So, do you want me to reach around or not?”

Third place: Kevin with “Yes sir, economic decisions are most difficult. I suggest you try ’scissors’ this time.”

Thanks to everyone for playing!