That gave me a serious case of the screaming mimis, the heebie-jeebies and the willies.

Man, we must be on the same newsletter list. That “thing” is called a coconut crab…called that because its claws can open a freaking coconut! Imagine that thing grabbing some guys Beans-and-Weiner.

Those things really are scary, aren’t they? But I hear they’re good eating.

Ok, see, people out here make fun of me ‘cuz I refuse to eat crab. I say take one look at that and tell me it’s not a bug!

ick!