A Tacky Environmentalist

by Venomous Kate

Green activist Dan Glass attempted to Super Glue himself to Gordin Brown, the U.K.’s Prime Minister, last night. After smuggling 5 pouches of the glue in his underwear to get past security at 10 Downing Street, Glass poured the stuff over his hand during Browns’ speech. Then, at the awards ceremony, he fastened his hand to Brown’s sleeve.

“I just glued myself to him and after 20 seconds he tore my hand off – it really hurt. He had to give it a couple of tugs before it came away.

“He was just grinning about it. He didn’t seem to take me seriously.”

Afterwards, Glass was allowed to remain for the ceremony while Brown continued chuckling over the stunt. Undeterred, Glass tried to attach himself to the gates at Downing Street but was detached by a police officer. “I didn’t have much glue left”, he noted.

Sheesh. Doesn’t that crazy environmentalist know how many eco-damaging chemicals are in Super Glue?

4 Comments to “A Tacky Environmentalist”

  1. “He didn’t seem to take me seriously.”

    Sonny, none of us take you seriously. If that was your goal, you obviously mistook gluitas for gravitas.

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  2. Would that make him a maximus gluteus?

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  3. Looks like he found himself in a sticky situation.

    I guess he wasn’t the glue that holds people together after all.

    :D

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  4. I heard the Mr. Glass got the idea from the book, “The History of Superglue”. It’s such a great book that he couldn’t put it down …

    And they say that some of these activists aren’t stuck up!