APB For Half Of Men In Kansas

A recent shooting outside of a Hooters “restaurant” has all sorts of folks up in arms. A man leaving the place was killed by gunshot while the manager, originally listed in critical condition, remains in the hospital.

Police are searching for a suspect with a rather uninteresting description, depending on where you come from:

Authorities said he is white with a dark complexion, is missing his front four teeth and is believed to be in his late 20s to early 30s and about 150 to 160 pounds. The unshaven gunman had a short ponytail. He had large-gauge earrings and double-pierced ears. He also wore rings on each finger as well as several necklaces, according to Knoxville police.

He wore dark blue, baggy jeans, black boots, and a black hoody with a white stitching pattern. He carried a large black backpack.

I’d started to call in a report about half of the male population of the town in which I live, but then saw that the shooting was in Tennessee.

That would explain why the man wasn’t described as having a mullet.

Or, maybe it doesn’t.

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6 Responses to “APB For Half Of Men In Kansas”
2007-12-30 00:01:49

Too funny! That describes about half the 35-and-under population here, too…but usually the folks into earplugs and stuff still have their teeth…unless they’ve fallen out due to meth use. Plenty of mullets here, too (Alabama).

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Comment by Ben
2007-12-30 03:01:41

Most of the mullets in Tennessee are now worn by the over-45 population. Or maybe that’s just MY family. ;)

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Comment by Bryan
2007-12-30 05:57:15

That would explain why the man wasn’t described as having a mullet…

and a belt buckle bigger than his fist.

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Comment by infidel
2007-12-30 07:02:21

Yikes! I go to hooters(Georgia) every friday,its pretty bad when its not even safe there lol

 
Comment by Southern Beale
2007-12-30 07:32:52

Unfortunately, the criticially injured patron subsequently died in the hospital. People need to take a big honkin chill pill and not indulge in these urges to shoot stuff up.

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Comment by Venomous Kate (admin)
2007-12-30 11:46:23

Yep. Delayed gratification. That’s the key.

 

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