Anti-war protester Cindy Sheehan — yes, her — is putting her property in Crawford, Texas up for sale on eBay next week and getting out of town. Residents of the small city can hardly contain their relief that their tiny town is going to return to normal.

Why the change? Well, apparently Sheehan says she is “tired of being the face of the anti-war movement.”

Of all the body parts that could be associated with Cindy Sheehan, the face never came to my mind.