Another reason to back VK’s plan for world domination: the liberation of hemlines and hair!

Clothing shops and factories have been given a written order to stop producing clothes that stray from the strict female dress codes, the head of a clothing trade union in Tehran told a local newspaper.

Long, shapeless black coats and head coverings have been mandatory women’s wear – regardless of religion – since the country’s Islamic revolution 14 years ago.

However, in recent times some Iranian women have been sporting shorter, paler coats that end at the knee and hug the body.

Some don colourful headscarves that allow their hair to spill out from underneath.

But now dress shops have been told they have a month to clear their shelves of items that do not conform to the code.

Pale colors… knee-length hemlines… hair that shows… That’s indecent??? Fucktards.

Maybe it’s time to start spamming Middle Eastern internet users with porn.