So, Do You Feel Lucky Punk?
A word to the wise (and VH):
When your wife complains about being tired, bloated, crampy, broken out and just a mite bit testy, and yet she’s still managed to do the laundry, supervise your child, tidy the house and somehow squeeze in a shower, do not — I repeat DO NOT — complain if she doesn’t have anything planned for dinner.
And if you do complain and she responds with a suggestion that you pull your head out of your ass and look in the fridge to see if there is something you can cook, NEVER reply with “Gee, do you have PMS or something?”
Because the chances are pretty good that she might and, if that’s the case, do you really want a pissed off woman cooking your meal?
Trust me.
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Hey, I like that “pull your head out of your ass” comment.
Since I do 99% of the cooking and when someone in my house, be they spouse or offspring, complains about my choice of meal, I just may use it - with the hope there is no PMS at the table…risky but it would be satisfying!
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Brian, my friend, you need this:
Amen! Would that all so-called innocent victims read this.
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So Kate, you never mentioned the current status of your husband? Is he still alive and kicking? Readers need to know!
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Well, right now he has a bit of a tummy ache. I had nothing to do with that, nor did the beef stew I made for dinner last night.
That’s my story and I’m sticking to it.
Men are so dumb when it comes to women…