Unfortunately for him, she also had something of a criminal record and had friends that were incarcerated for many many years. The guy did not have a good time in jail…I have it on good authority that he was…shall we say…well used…when he came out.

I have three stepchildren, one of which is a beautiful young girl. When we lived in our condominium a few years back there was a guy whose job was to go around with a nifty camera and take pictures of HOA violations.

One day a neighbor told me that the guy was leaning over our back fence taking pictures. My wife and I had been at work all day, and my stepdaughter, who was maybe 16 at the time, was home with her older brother. Her bedroom window faced the fence the guy was leaning over. I had heard other stories about this guy, so I figured he might have been taking pictures of something other than a violation. (Which, by the way, we couldn’t have had in our backyard.)

I went looking for him, and lucky for both of us, I didn’t find him. Especially had I taken a look at what was on his digital camera, and found the wrong pictures.

I called the property management people, and told them I had not better catch that little monkey and his camera around my place again.

He was out of a job within a week. Apparently the property management company got a hold of the camera, and decided it was in their best interest to find someone else for the job.