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June 18, 2004 at 7:19 pm
Shame!!!! It was all wasted on a monk.
June 19, 2004 at 10:02 am
Everythings bigger in Texas.
June 19, 2004 at 10:05 am
“This guy must’ve been a baseball pitcher. A baseball cup just would never do.” (rimshot)
June 20, 2004 at 12:42 am
Karl Rove is annoyed that his dyslexic assistant returned with Frankendick instead of Franken’s Dick
June 20, 2004 at 2:20 pm
Is this what they mean by a member of the Politburo?
June 20, 2004 at 7:30 pm
“Now I know why he never called me back.”
June 21, 2004 at 4:44 pm
E.T. phone home…
June 21, 2004 at 6:10 pm
There my pretty! You won’t be going anywhere now. I don’t care where that THING you were attached to goes now…
June 21, 2004 at 10:33 pm
Weenie in a bottle.
June 22, 2004 at 8:50 am
So Acidman, where do the battieries go?
June 22, 2004 at 3:49 pm
“That’ll teach ya not to put the toilet seat down.”
June 22, 2004 at 5:56 pm
The John Holmes museum finally opened today. . .
June 23, 2004 at 7:55 am
Object under glass are larger than they appear.
June 23, 2004 at 11:12 am
Petra peered perplexedly at the preserved pickled penis…
June 23, 2004 at 4:32 pm
Preciousssssss
June 24, 2004 at 12:59 am
Darnit … why can’t I get rid of the fingerprints on this thing?
June 24, 2004 at 1:00 am
“Wow! I never knew they were detachable!”
June 24, 2004 at 1:05 am
Two words: Penis Envy.
June 24, 2004 at 1:18 am
Is that a Romanov in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?
June 24, 2004 at 1:22 am
sorry, I can’t stop ….
The Penis Mightier than the Sword.
June 24, 2004 at 6:26 am
“And I thought my husband’s penis was large!”
June 24, 2004 at 7:51 am
Yeah, I’d be impressed too, but SHE’s only two ft tall.
June 24, 2004 at 4:04 pm
“Hmmm, I wonder if I can get one of these in a size Large.”
June 24, 2004 at 8:41 pm
“Moy Tovah Mah, Tovorasch! Ooo, Rasputin!”
June 25, 2004 at 2:55 am
“Hubby has some explaining to do”
June 25, 2004 at 3:42 pm
Dole announced Monday that it would be expanding its product line to include pickled penis. The product should be available in grocery stores sometime this summer.
June 25, 2004 at 4:01 pm
“Don’t worry Deary, Miracle Max say’s you’re only mostly dead.”
June 25, 2004 at 10:08 pm
My, what a big Eye you have!
June 26, 2004 at 7:03 am
Now, she should be good-looking, but we’re willing to trade looks for a certain… morally casual attitude.
June 26, 2004 at 12:06 pm
“What do I think about the Russian Erotica Museum? Big fat hairy deal.”
June 26, 2004 at 6:25 pm
Missing
Last known picture of Rasputin’s penis.
Moments after this picture was taken on June 16th witness’ say an attractive sarong wearing brunette with a near perfect ass was seen running out of the exhibit with the pickled penis hissing at anyone unfortunate to get in her way.
The brunette & the pickled penis have now been missing for the past 10 days…
June 27, 2004 at 1:15 am
I thought it was a “damn” near perfect ass.
June 27, 2004 at 4:31 am
I warned you!
June 27, 2004 at 12:20 pm
“I thought it was a damn near perfect ass.” Sgt Hook
My BAD!
Update: Police are on the lookout for an attractive sarong wearing brunette with a damn near perfect ass, a smile on her face who smells of formaldehyde…
But seriously is Kate Okay?
I miss her blog…
June 29, 2004 at 3:18 am
Donde esta our venemous hostess?
June 29, 2004 at 4:56 am
A youthful Wonkette prepares herself for a career in “journalism”.
June 30, 2004 at 3:31 pm
“Yep, you’re just about as long as this contest….
and nearly as old….”
(self defeating, but someone had to do it)
June 30, 2004 at 4:19 pm
At $500 an hour, Johnny Cochrane was expensive, but worth it. Jenny resolved that she’d recommend him to any of her friends who decided to get a divorce.
July 1, 2004 at 3:02 am
Note worthy, not worthy, they are so close intype but so far in concept. Tell me when it is over and which of you danced off into egoland with the prize winning (no wait, lets run it into the ground until the meter proves disinterest is rampant) Happy Meal cretificate. Pass the hat!
July 1, 2004 at 5:02 am
If I can find three more, I’ll make the perfect coffee table!
July 1, 2004 at 6:10 am
I cannot find kate….have you seen her?
July 1, 2004 at 11:29 am
Catherine the Great wasn’t the only czarina to go to bed with a horse.
July 1, 2004 at 11:52 am
“This certainly has been a long time coming.”
July 6, 2004 at 5:58 am
before buying, i want to know what options it comes with. oh, and can i get it in pink?
July 6, 2004 at 10:30 am
And I thought (er hoped) that this would be over on Sunday the 4th. Now it appears to be just plain Sunday, sometime.
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