Venomite Tom sent me a joke via email that made me laugh so hard I wound up hoarse for a day!
Are you a Democrat, Republican or Idahoan?
Here is a little test that will help you decide. The answer can be found by posing the following question:
You’re walking down a deserted street with your wife and two small children. Suddenly, an Islamic Terrorist with a huge knife comes around the corner, locks eyes with you, screams obscenities, praises Allah, raises the knife, and charges at you. You are carrying a Glock cal 40, and you are an expert shot. You have mere seconds before he reaches you and your family. What do you do?
1. Democrat’s Answer:
Well, that’s not enough information to answer the question! Does the man look poor! Or oppressed? Have I ever done any thing to him that would inspire him to attack?
Could we run away? What does my wife think? What about the kids? What does the law say about this situation? Should I call 9-1-1? Why am I carrying a loaded gun anyway, and what kind of message does this send to society and to my children? Does he definitely want to kill me, or would he be content just to wound me? Why is this street so deserted?
We need to raise taxes, have paint and weed day and make this a happier, healthier street that would discourage such behavior.
2. Republican’s Answer: BANG!
3. Idahoan’s Answer:
BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! Click….. (Sounds of reloading)
BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! Click
Daughter: “Nice grouping, Daddy! Were those the Winchester Silver Tips or Hollow Points?
Son: Can I shoot the next one!
Wife: You Definitely Ain’t Taking That To The Taxidermist!
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June 12, 2007 at 7:43 am
Snort + manly chuckle = snor-m’chuckle
That’s a great joke.
June 12, 2007 at 9:57 am
I must register a protest on behalf of the Republicans you have smeared with this blatant misrepresentation. Republicans would NOT in general respond that way.
Every Republican that I associate with is fully aware that when using a .40 you need to double tap the individual.
June 12, 2007 at 6:49 pm
I’ve gotten this long ago with Texan, or Southern replacing Idahoan. One also only had the daughter’s redundant quote (Silver tips are hollow points in pistols)and I wonder what kind of Glock has 9 shots? Now H&K has a .40 that has 9 (compact version, the P2000SK) My pistol has 8+1 (1911 in .45) and at the “click. the reload is only 8. Of course as any good shooter would hope to do, at most I’d be firing 3 shots (Mozambique…2 to the body, 1 to the head, modified to hit a knife carrying perp in the pelvic/hip area to stop said knifer from reaching you)saving the rest for any other goblins in the zone.
I wish I shot like Jerry…even if he uses a revolver.
June 13, 2007 at 6:00 am
The more the merrier, but I would not have to reload. I would just pull out my old M1911 45 cal and keep on blasting!!!!
The Army Vet….Boy Toy and good ole Virginia Boy from the Shendoah Valley.
June 13, 2007 at 6:00 am
And still a terrible speller!
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