Ladies and Gentlemen: Barry Glib!
(With all due apologies to — and a lingering guilty fondness for — the Bee Gees.)
Tellin’ You Lies
Well you can tell by the way I like to talk,
I’m a politician who doesn’t walk the walk.
That American flag on my lapel pin?
I’ll wear one now if it’ll help me win.
And now it’s all right. I say it’s OK,
Please everyone look the other way.
I don’t really understand
Why the New York Times turned against me, man.
Whether you’re a brother or someone else’s mother
I’m tellin’ you lies, tellin’ you lies.
Feel my poll lead slippin’ and all the Dems are flippin’
So I’m tellin’ you lies, tellin’ you lies.
Ah, ha, ha, HA, tellin’ you lies.
Ah, ha, ha, HA, I’m tellin’ you liiiieeeees.
Well now I used to feel low and so I got high,
Read ’bout it in my book for $7.99.
I act like the Second Coming right down to my shoes,
Long as you don’t know it’s an act I just can’t lose.
And now it’s all right. I say it’s OK,
Please everyone look the other way.
I don’t really understand
Why the New York Times turned against me, man.
Whether you’re a brother or someone else’s mother
I’m tellin’ you lies, tellin’ you lies.
Feel my poll lead slippin’ and all the Dems are flippin’
So I’m tellin’ you lies, tellin’ you lies.
Ah, ha, ha, HA, tellin’ you lies.
Ah, ha, ha, HA, I’m tellin’ you liiiieeeees.
My promises mean nothing. Pretend you don’t see.
Pretend you don’t see, yeah.
My promises mean nothing. Pretend you don’t see.
Pretend you don’t see. Tellin’ you lieeeees.
Whether you’re a brother or someone else’s mother
I’m tellin’ you lies, tellin’ you lies.
Feel my poll lead slippin’ and all the Dems are flippin’
So I’m tellin’ you lies, tellin’ you lies.
Ah, ha, ha, HA, tellin’ you lies.
Ah, ha, ha, HA, I’m tellin’ you liiiieeeees.
My promises mean nothing. Pretend you don’t see.
Pretend you don’t see, yeah.
My promises mean nothing. Pretend you don’t see.
Pretend you don’t see. Tellin’ you lieeeees.
HA, yeah!
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Still better than John “I have no clue what I’m talking about so I’ll just make it up and the press will cover for me” McCain.
This is brilliant Kate! Love it!
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Thank you. *bows*
“I will win with the help of Oprah”
“I say Opray you say Chakra.”
“Oprah”
“CHAKRA”
“Oprah”
“CHAKRA”
“Oprah Oprah Oprah”
“CHAKRA”
…
“Oprah”
“CHAKRA”
“Oprah”
“CHAKRA”
“Oprah Oprah Oprah”
“CHAKRA”
♬
I can’t stop this feeling
Deep inside of me.
Girl, you just don’t realize
What you do to me.
When you hold me
In your arms so tight,
You let me know,
Everythings alright, ahahah
♬
(Sorry, sometimes captions find me before the contest actually occurs)
That was too funny,and its true too
outstanding! i can just hear barry singing it.
it’s amazing how quickly obh changes his positions. a lot of people are saying flip flopper, but nah, he’s just out and out lieing.
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AHHHHHHH! This is HYSTERICAL! Thankyouthankyouthankyouthankyou …
Loved it, classic! Thanks for the morning chuckle.