Owie.

by Venomous Kate

Hey, remember when I said I’d hold you accountable for your selection on how VH and I would spend our Parents’ Night Out? You chose — by a landslide — “stay at the bar and get VK drunk”.

Bad choice. Thanks to the new, kicky Ferragamo heels my Google stock sale purchased, I sprained my wrist.

Blogging will kick in again whenever the painkillers do.

17 Comments to “Owie.”

  1. Damn. And I’d always thought so highly of Ferragamo heels.

  2. Aw *nuts*, VK. I’m sorry to hear that…

  3. Martinis and heels: Do not mix. Hope the ankle feels better soon…

  4. Hey, don’t look at me. I picked going to see The Kingdom.

    Hopefully it wasn’t all bad. :)

  5. Get well, soon. But was there a steak and a mariachi band in it for you too or just booze?

  6. Come on VK, you had a totally great time before the wrist sprain didn’t you? I can pretty much guarantee that if we had sent you guys to any of those movies you’d be coming for us with a meat cleaver. They all sucked (in my opinion). I would’ve rather gotten drunk and (I presume) fallen off my heels onto my face than see any of them. Get well fast! I miss your posts already! And who won the Haiku contest? Who?

  7. It’s all Google’s fault. If they hadn’t ticked you off enough to sell their stock, you would have been wearing flats.
    Put the blame where it belongs.
    We’re guiltless. We’re clean!

  8. libations quaffed since
    search engine killed kate’s income
    blogger down- sprained wrist

    (I may have gotten my threads confused- but one can never have too many haikus can one?!)

  9. See, you should have listened to my advice. ;) I said to go see “30 Days of Night”. But does anyone ever listen to me? No…. LOL! I hope you feel better soon! :)

  10. get better kate must
    vicariously live i
    through posts she makes here

    A haiku in the ancient yoda-ic form

  11. Oh no! Google strikes again! I hope you’re feeling better soon. How are the shoes?

  12. Damn, Kate! I hope you’re okay!

  13. How come you were wearing the heels on your hands?

  14. Funny, Mark. I may actually go for that option next time — there’s nothing quite as frustrating as spilling a drink on the first pair of truly nice, very expensive shoes you’ve owned in years.

    Unless it’s spilling your FIRST drink of the evening on them, and thus ruining not only the shoes but also the evening, then having to go back home and watch Spanglish because there was nothing else on.

    That movie is just as awful when watched on painkillers and will forever be remembered around here as the night VH and I asked each other, “Hey, remember when Adam Sandler was FUNNY?”

  15. He was? When was that?

    Sorry to hear your evening didn’t go so well. Hopefully you and VH enjoyed just spending the time together, though.

  16. Sounds like a stinky deal, Kate. You should have worn rubber boots.

    Well, hell, get them cleaned.


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