Via Reddit:
If you bought $1000 of stock a year ago, you would now have:
$91.28 if you bought Washington Mutual
$37.50 if you bought Neomagic
$21.29 if you bought Freddie Mac
$20.79 if you bought Fannie Mae
But, if you had purchased $1,000 worth of beer one year ago, drank all the beer, then turned in the cans for the recycling REFUND… You would have $… 214.00 in cash.
So the best investment advice is to drink heavily and recycle.
It’s called the 401-Keg Plan.
Wednesday, October 8th, 2008, 1:36 pm | 
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October 8, 2008 at 1:52 pm
Alternately, if we didn’t have that stupid recycling tax, $1000 worth of beer would cost $786.
October 9, 2008 at 4:38 am
Sounds like a winner to me
October 10, 2008 at 6:34 pm
I paid off my house 5 years ago. Not worth as much as it was, but more than I bought it for 20 years ago. …and I can still live in it.