The 401-Keg Plan
Via Reddit:
If you bought $1000 of stock a year ago, you would now have:
$91.28 if you bought Washington Mutual
$37.50 if you bought Neomagic
$21.29 if you bought Freddie Mac
$20.79 if you bought Fannie Mae
But, if you had purchased $1,000 worth of beer one year ago, drank all the beer, then turned in the cans for the recycling REFUND… You would have $… 214.00 in cash.
So the best investment advice is to drink heavily and recycle.
It’s called the 401-Keg Plan.
Alternately, if we didn’t have that stupid recycling tax, $1000 worth of beer would cost $786.
Sounds like a winner to me
I paid off my house 5 years ago. Not worth as much as it was, but more than I bought it for 20 years ago. …and I can still live in it.