Tippling Tuesday: The Income Tax Cocktail

Is it just me, or does it seem particularly quite around the blogosphere to you today, too? It almost makes me wonder how many folks put off filing their taxes until the very last minute.

If you’ve been a good boy or girl and finished your taxes already, then it’s time to celebrate Tippling Tuesday, that vastly underrated and oft’ neglected day. This week, as luck would have it, I have a cocktail recipe that will take some of the pain out of Tax Day for you… even if you haven’t quite finished preparing your returns just yet.

The Income Tax Cocktail
Serves: 1

Ingredients:
2 oz gin
1/4 oz sweet vermouth
1/4 oz dry vermouth
1 oz orange juice
Angostura bitters to taste
orange twist for garnish

Directions: Pour everything in a shaker filled with ice. Shake vigorously and strain into a cocktail glass. Garnish. Repeat until you don’t give a darn about how the check you just wrote the Feds dwarfs that “stimulus check” you’ll now be waiting on before you can afford to go drinking at a bar.

(Recipe via Slashfood)

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13 Responses to “Tippling Tuesday: The Income Tax Cocktail”
Comment by Jeff
2008-04-15 18:41:13

An industrial sized Gosling’s rum and ginger ale. To be followed by another (and maybe one more). If you have read my blog you will know why. Arghh…

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Comment by Charity
2008-04-15 19:42:27

I was just wondering why I was craving a drink like mad. Now I know why; it’s Tippling Tuesday!

I’ll have to go see what I can find. Mmmm, perhaps a Chocolate Toasted Almond.

1 shot Kahlua® coffee liqueur
1 shot amaretto almond liqueur
8 oz milk
2 tbsp chocolate syrup
ice

Yet another great use for the internet: just type in the liqueurs you have on hand and - bingo! - a selection of mixed drink recipes.

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Comment by Venomous Kate
2008-04-15 20:30:26

And they wonder why bloggers drink.

 
Comment by Venomous Kate (admin)
2008-04-16 09:59:49

That sounds yummy!

 
 
Comment by J. Otto Tennant Subscribed to comments via email
2008-04-15 20:31:13

I certainly need an “Income Tax Cocktail”, but the things adults do to good booze is beyond me.

Gin should be mixed only with a small amount of vermouth. If you want a mixed drink, get some cachaca from Brazil and add lime.

But if you want something to drink, drink scotch. I prefer Laphraoig, but I’ll drink most anything that comes from Scotland.

Comment by Venomous Kate (admin)
2008-04-16 09:59:26

Laphroaig’s definitely out of our price range, particularly after that hefty check we sent to the Feds.

 
 
Comment by kimsch
2008-04-15 20:32:01

What with the Tylenol 3’s and the muscle relaxant I can’t have any alcohol. :( On Sunday had a virgin pina colada at Outback…

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Comment by Venomous Kate (admin)
2008-04-16 10:00:07

I’d offer to have one for you, but it’s only 10 a.m. ;)

 
 
Comment by kevin in bellingham
2008-04-16 00:03:34

This time of year always makes me feel like drinking as well.I had a couple tax cocktails tonight and sent the check off. I am self employed so this time I’m always having to write a nice check.

Comment by Venomous Kate (admin)
2008-04-16 10:00:56

That’s what did us in this year, too. Almost makes it more affordable for me to not even bother making money blogging.

 
 
Comment by infidel
2008-04-16 03:28:53

Yea after income taxes I need a lot of strong drinks,and the IRS didnt even send me some vaseline this year lol

Comment by Venomous Kate (admin)
2008-04-16 10:01:17

Bet they won’t respect you in the morning, either.

 
 
Comment by Lattegirrl
2008-04-17 13:30:19

The income tax drink sounds incredibly yummy. I do love the occasional drink with fresh juice in it.

The chocolate drink is something I could imagine having for breakfast.

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