Oh.

Dear.

Aieeee.

heh. i’ll try to remember that! sorry

Sorry...

Am I the only one in the room who doesn’t know what a “Brazilain” is? I know what a coupon is.

A Brazilian is the removal of pubic hair by a process of hot wax application, followed by (often painful) removal of the wax with the hair embedded in it. The “Telly Savalas” is the complete removal of all pubic hair. The “landing strip,” “arrow pointing down” and “Hitler’s mustache” are just a few of the styles available.

Male porn stars who have no hair down there, I have no idea how that happens!

Ouch!!

Sgt. Hook: bikini wax…

Mike, I’m guessing they achieve it the same way, and probably need just as much liquor afterwards as I did to get over the pain.

Not that I have ever had it done. But I think I would want to be three sheets to the wind before hand

That is a very, very good idea.

Oh man. I swear, I am trying not to laugh at this. It reminds me of the time that my college roommate had her boyfriend over one weekend, and all of a sudden, she and I heard a scream from the bathroom. Perhaps I should email you the rest…

Things I learned today (9)…

Inevitably, it being still fairly early in the day, this list will include some things I actually learned yesterday, and possibly the day before that. (As George Carlin says, the day after tomorrow is the third day of the rest……

And here I thought a Brazilian was a very large number…

Here’s another tip: never go to a proctologist who operates out of an Motel 6. I’m not even sure if that guy was licensed.

I had to wait for a maid to come to untie me.