Father’s Day:

•Dad sleeps in.
•Dad gets breakfast in bed.
•Mom takes charge of the kids so Dad can enjoy “his day.”
•Dad spends the day golfing and having a few beers and nobody expects otherwise.

Mother’s Day:

•Mom gets up at 6 a.m.
•Mom fixes the kids’ breakfast.
•Dad disappears to the den.
•Mom spends the day in charge of the kids and nobody expects otherwise.