You could start an alternate show about biking and call it “American Choppers”. Wait, that’s already taken….

You could learn to play the banjo, and not seem outta place.

Karaoke with the “Shoop Shoop” song is now much easier.

Debates over it being Wabbit Season or Duck Season are now much more one-sided, and thus prone to less confusion.

You have a ready-made excuse for ice cream at any point in time. Don’t tell me you haven’t already taken full advantage of that.

Now that your teeth aren’t attached to you, you could string them on a gold chain around your neck and tell your children stories of how tough their mommy is. “Yeah, your dad’s in the Army, but I’m so tough, I knocked out my OWN teeth. And I didn’t get paid by the Tooth Fairy, either.”

Come to think of it, using your teeth to open a bottle of beer is now a much more interesting phenomenon.

Threats to knock your teeth out can be met with a snappy, “I already did that, dumbass!”

You are no longer at risk of some Internet snake-handler trying to catch you and make antivenin.