I, Er, Will Be In Budapest
Found just in time to lie my way out of pass on my regrets that I won’t be able to attend three very drunken interesting holiday parties likely to be broken up by the police much to my sorrow: the Holiday Party Excuse Generator.
Via Lifehacker.
*never tease someone who is dieting* *never tease someone who is dieting* *never tease...
I like it, although the faint tone of disdain I was trying to achieve came out a little harsher than expected.