It’s An Honor Just To Be Turning Old (A/K/A 6 More Shopping Days ‘Til My Birthday)
Well, blow me down. Having hinted that I’m about to turn 41 years old 35 again, I’ve actually received several emails from loyal Venomites asking where the hell my Wish List link went to. Answer: I deleted it back when y’all began putting up with my efforts to earn a living with this here blog.
Seriously, the only things I want for my birthday are:
(1) Peace on earth;
(2) Good will toward all human-kind, no matter how “different” their values are from ours;
(3) A presidential candidate for whom I can vote without compromising something I believe in;
(4) To have my abs flat again and my skin as glowing as it was when I was a virgin. (Why, yes, I did rework that sentence several times to ensure I was specific.)
For the persistent (like you, J.K., and many thanks!) here it is. And, no, I don’t want any smart ass comments on the clothing sizes. I don’t run Chubby Mommy without reason.
*never tease someone who is dieting* *never tease someone who is dieting* *never tease...
I dont think your gonna get number 3 lol,I will try and get you something on the high or highest priority the white top is no longer available by jeanstar doh! I love to read about history too
RE: (1)
Here’s wishing you Whirled Peas.
rodney dills last blog post..Charles Moskos, RIP
Well, I recently celebrated the 23rd anniversary of my 39th birthday. (You are too young to remember Jack Benny, so I can get away with this.)
And I reviewed your Amazon wish-list. Nothing there I could buy for you, but I did look.
And your #3 is beyond my competence. I agree with you.
I watched The Jack Benny show in re-runs, if that counts. Personally, I loved Rochester. I watched Laurel & Hardy, Abbott & Costello, Ma & Pa Kettle, all of the Bob Hope/Bing Crosby movies and countless other classic shows I can’t remember right now. All in re-runs, of course, but they all seemed “new” to me.
Pity that our kids don’t get to see such great shows anymore!