My Mouth Is Happy Again!
Like half of America, I’ve been low-carbing it. Nothing rigid – I’ve simply simply eliminated sugar and white flour from my diet, and I’m trying to keep my carb intake at 40 grams a day or less. (And, no, I don’t buy that whole “net carb” thing.) Unfortunately, I have an occasional sweet tooth which must be appeased every 28 days or so.
So 7-Eleven’s new Diet Pepsi Slurpee makes me happy. Happy, happy, happy.
Unfortunately, I no longer have a good excuse for going psychotic when PMS strikes. Damn.
Unfortunately, I no longer have a good excuse for going psychotic when PMS strikes. Damn.
I was unaware that an excuse was necessary. As an old married man I’m going to have to re-think my entire life experience.
My GF has put me on a low-carb diet as well…
http://www.veelzijdig.nl/funpi.....carbs.html
PMS requires no excuse, it just is.
Not much controls mine, but then I have Angry Ovaries From Hell.
Oh well! Have chocolate, will pacify.
If you knew my ex the “P” stood for Permanent.
Hahaha, Quas! I don’t think that’s a low-carb diet I can follow, but more power to you!
Can’t think of anything WORSE-sounding than a “Diet Pepsi Slurpee”. Anything with aspartame in it, to me, has a chemicaly taste. I guess that’s why I’m gaining 10 pounds a month.
quas, finally a low carb diet a can follow.!
Why does a woman need pms as an excuse to be bitchy/psychotic/whatever?
We don’t need excuses. We’re women, incomprehensible to men, and therefore able to get away with just about anything. ;^)
BTW, I no longer suffer pms–I have hot flashes. Great in the winter, hell in the summer, not fun in spring or fall. Oh, and they’re also 24/7.
I’m with the Evil Colonel on that one, but I just cut soda out of my diet completely to solve that issue, just soda water in my bourbon on occasion. Quas has the right idear – rock on, my brother.