My Mouth Is Happy Again!

Like half of America, I’ve been low-carbing it. Nothing rigid – I’ve simply simply eliminated sugar and white flour from my diet, and I’m trying to keep my carb intake at 40 grams a day or less. (And, no, I don’t buy that whole “net carb” thing.) Unfortunately, I have an occasional sweet tooth which must be appeased every 28 days or so.

So 7-Eleven’s new Diet Pepsi Slurpee makes me happy. Happy, happy, happy.

Unfortunately, I no longer have a good excuse for going psychotic when PMS strikes. Damn.


10 Responses to “My Mouth Is Happy Again!”
Comment by Dave Schuler
2004-05-16 03:30:24

Unfortunately, I no longer have a good excuse for going psychotic when PMS strikes. Damn.

I was unaware that an excuse was necessary. As an old married man I’m going to have to re-think my entire life experience.

 
Comment by Quas
2004-05-16 04:18:05

My GF has put me on a low-carb diet as well…

 
 
Comment by Lachlan
2004-05-16 06:49:59

PMS requires no excuse, it just is. :)

Not much controls mine, but then I have Angry Ovaries From Hell.

Oh well! Have chocolate, will pacify.

 
Comment by Ralph Gizzip
2004-05-16 07:10:41

If you knew my ex the “P” stood for Permanent.

 
Comment by Venomous Kate
2004-05-16 08:33:28

Hahaha, Quas! I don’t think that’s a low-carb diet I can follow, but more power to you!

 
Comment by Evil Colonel
2004-05-16 17:04:59

Can’t think of anything WORSE-sounding than a “Diet Pepsi Slurpee”. Anything with aspartame in it, to me, has a chemicaly taste. I guess that’s why I’m gaining 10 pounds a month.

 
Comment by mlah
2004-05-16 18:14:33

quas, finally a low carb diet a can follow.!

 
Comment by Lornkanaga
2004-05-17 06:14:38

Why does a woman need pms as an excuse to be bitchy/psychotic/whatever?

We don’t need excuses. We’re women, incomprehensible to men, and therefore able to get away with just about anything. ;^)

BTW, I no longer suffer pms–I have hot flashes. Great in the winter, hell in the summer, not fun in spring or fall. Oh, and they’re also 24/7.

 
Comment by Dread
2004-05-17 07:24:58

I’m with the Evil Colonel on that one, but I just cut soda out of my diet completely to solve that issue, just soda water in my bourbon on occasion. Quas has the right idear – rock on, my brother.

 

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