Remember when we were young and stupid? How we’d hang around with our friends on Friday nights drinking Mad Dog 20/20, fashioning bongs out of apples and thinking up cool band names (even if we couldn’t play a lick of music)? Now we’re older – and, hopefully, more sober and less stupid, but it’s still a fun game.
So, let’s say that by the time you die you’ll write three books: (1) an autobiography, (2) a novel, and (3) a self-help book. What would their titles be?
I’ll tell you mine if you tell me yours.
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April 16, 2004 at 10:55 am
Autobio: Are We There Yet?
Novel: Cleopatra’s Bathchamber
Self Help: Read the Fine Print
April 16, 2004 at 1:43 pm
Autobiography: Into the Wind
Novel: Walking in Time
Self Help: Taking Responsibility
April 16, 2004 at 2:51 pm
Autobio: Czech It Out; A Bohemian Rhapsody
Novel: The Crazy Years
Self Help: Constitutional Awareness: How To Take Back Control Of Your Life, Liberty, And Pursuit Of Happiness
April 16, 2004 at 3:04 pm
Autobiography: Beastly, all too Beastly: Memoirs of a Five-Toed Sloth
Other two: I wouldn’t write either (that’s a comment, not a title)
April 16, 2004 at 5:51 pm
Autobiography: Building Me
Novel: John Donnelly’s Gold (finished–know an agent?)
Self-Help Book: You’re A Prince: Machiavelli on Self-Improvement through Self-Control
April 16, 2004 at 7:40 pm
1- “I did it my way and that’s why I’m broke”
2- “Pru the Possum and the Magic Bean Counter (illustrated)”
3- “Ten sharp object not to jab in your eye and other helpful hints for today’s young socialist”
April 17, 2004 at 2:48 am
Autobiography: Charmed, Charmed Life
Novel: Ordinary Joe. Except it’d be a screenplay, not a novel. Think Requiem for a Dream, redone as a comic satire.
Self-Help Book: Take What You Want, and Pay for It.
April 17, 2004 at 3:37 am
1) surfing the net at work
2)Getting paid to read Blogs
3)Is it time to go home yet
April 17, 2004 at 4:46 am
A Life Well Wasted
Killing God
Instant Life: Just Add Meaning
p.s. Nice new look.
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