Comments on: Till Death Do Us Part http://www.electricvenom.com/my-venomous-life/till-death-do-us-part/ Mid-life crisis, motherhood and martinis Thu, 09 Feb 2012 00:10:22 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 By: Ahmed Manuela Diary http://www.electricvenom.com/my-venomous-life/till-death-do-us-part/comment-page-1/#comment-89720 Ahmed Manuela Diary Wed, 28 May 2008 07:07:18 +0000 http://www.electricvenom.com/2008/01/03/till-death-do-us-part/#comment-89720 <!--%kramer-pre%-->Tillman Obliteration Go in for Us Chiefly. Bump Tillman 1977-2004. Cut out paternity alone better self may windfall profit that me is not satisfactorily. Limberness hemometer at all events dont account as in detect consolation prize.Death Do Us Part<!--%kramer-post%--> Tillman Obliteration Go in for Us Chiefly. Bump Tillman 1977-2004. Cut out paternity alone better self may windfall profit that me is not satisfactorily. Limberness hemometer at all events dont account as in detect consolation prize.Death Do Us Part

]]> By: Donna B. http://www.electricvenom.com/my-venomous-life/till-death-do-us-part/comment-page-1/#comment-86046 Donna B. Fri, 04 Jan 2008 02:52:34 +0000 http://www.electricvenom.com/2008/01/03/till-death-do-us-part/#comment-86046 Sounds like you have a great marriage. I'm wife #4 with my guy, but I've outlasted the total time with all the others by 15 years. Maybe they couldn't find his glasses... I dunno. <em>Donna B.'s last blog post..<a href='http://opiningonline.blogspot.com/2008/01/fat-fat-fat.html' rel="nofollow">Fat, Fat, Fat</a></em> Sounds like you have a great marriage. I’m wife #4 with my guy, but I’ve outlasted the total time with all the others by 15 years. Maybe they couldn’t find his glasses… I dunno.

Donna B.’s last blog post..Fat, Fat, Fat

]]> By: Venomous Kate http://www.electricvenom.com/my-venomous-life/till-death-do-us-part/comment-page-1/#comment-86034 Venomous Kate Fri, 04 Jan 2008 01:13:50 +0000 http://www.electricvenom.com/2008/01/03/till-death-do-us-part/#comment-86034 Oh, man. That's what I was afraid of! Oh, man. That’s what I was afraid of!

]]> By: Mad William Flint http://www.electricvenom.com/my-venomous-life/till-death-do-us-part/comment-page-1/#comment-86033 Mad William Flint Fri, 04 Jan 2008 01:02:31 +0000 http://www.electricvenom.com/2008/01/03/till-death-do-us-part/#comment-86033 Tangent: My buddy got a Kindle for Christmas. After months of blog reviews I finally got the straight dope. Yeah, it really is all that. Tangent: My buddy got a Kindle for Christmas. After months of blog reviews I finally got the straight dope.

Yeah, it really is all that.

]]> By: Venomous Kate http://www.electricvenom.com/my-venomous-life/till-death-do-us-part/comment-page-1/#comment-86032 Venomous Kate Fri, 04 Jan 2008 00:46:14 +0000 http://www.electricvenom.com/2008/01/03/till-death-do-us-part/#comment-86032 LOL. Here in our house we joke about "finding VH1 on the tv". ON the tv? More like in front of it, all the time. (VH doesn't resent in the slightest that I refer to him as VH1, in case anyone wonders.) Not long ago, VH was in the bathroom and ran out of toilet paper. I happened to have been out running errands at the time. He called me on the cell phone to ask where we kept it, and I noticed that on his end there was a strange echo. Sure enough, the man had called me FROM THE TOILET. "Turn around," I told him. "See that little wood box on the back of the toilet that you think I keep there just because it's pretty?" "Uh-huh." "Open it, silly. That's where the spare rolls of toilet paper are. Now, if you need directions on how to wipe your ass you're going to have to call your Mommy." Thank goodness she's here for a few days, just in case he needs that info. LOL. Here in our house we joke about “finding VH1 on the tv”. ON the tv? More like in front of it, all the time.

(VH doesn’t resent in the slightest that I refer to him as VH1, in case anyone wonders.)

Not long ago, VH was in the bathroom and ran out of toilet paper. I happened to have been out running errands at the time. He called me on the cell phone to ask where we kept it, and I noticed that on his end there was a strange echo.

Sure enough, the man had called me FROM THE TOILET.

“Turn around,” I told him. “See that little wood box on the back of the toilet that you think I keep there just because it’s pretty?”

“Uh-huh.”

“Open it, silly. That’s where the spare rolls of toilet paper are. Now, if you need directions on how to wipe your ass you’re going to have to call your Mommy.”

Thank goodness she’s here for a few days, just in case he needs that info.

]]> By: Beth http://www.electricvenom.com/my-venomous-life/till-death-do-us-part/comment-page-1/#comment-86030 Beth Fri, 04 Jan 2008 00:27:07 +0000 http://www.electricvenom.com/2008/01/03/till-death-do-us-part/#comment-86030 Nerdstar always tells me that she'd just sit and drool if I weren't around. The one time I went out of town without her a few years ago, she didn't even know how to find VH1 on the tv. I told her there is a menu to find channels and she asked which button... ummm the one that says "menu." We're not much alike, but I think what's important is that we agree about the important things. And, well, we have a lot of fun. <em>Beth's last blog post..<a href='http://www.bethmauldin.com/archives/2008_01.html#002072' rel="nofollow">Heh</a></em> Nerdstar always tells me that she’d just sit and drool if I weren’t around. The one time I went out of town without her a few years ago, she didn’t even know how to find VH1 on the tv. I told her there is a menu to find channels and she asked which button… ummm the one that says “menu.”

We’re not much alike, but I think what’s important is that we agree about the important things. And, well, we have a lot of fun.

Beth’s last blog post..Heh

]]> By: Michele http://www.electricvenom.com/my-venomous-life/till-death-do-us-part/comment-page-1/#comment-86029 Michele Fri, 04 Jan 2008 00:24:21 +0000 http://www.electricvenom.com/2008/01/03/till-death-do-us-part/#comment-86029 That so sounds like our household that it's freaky!! <em>Michele's last blog post..<a href='http://meanderings.typepad.com/meanderings/2008/01/mutterings.html' rel="nofollow">Mutterings</a></em> That so sounds like our household that it’s freaky!!

Michele’s last blog post..Mutterings

]]> By: Jim http://www.electricvenom.com/my-venomous-life/till-death-do-us-part/comment-page-1/#comment-86028 Jim Thu, 03 Jan 2008 23:55:47 +0000 http://www.electricvenom.com/2008/01/03/till-death-do-us-part/#comment-86028 In VH's defense I think one of the reasons he doesn't bother with any of that stuff is that he knows you'll handle it so why concern himself. In VH’s defense I think one of the reasons he doesn’t bother with any of that stuff is that he knows you’ll handle it so why concern himself.

]]> By: Flap http://www.electricvenom.com/my-venomous-life/till-death-do-us-part/comment-page-1/#comment-86026 Flap Thu, 03 Jan 2008 23:10:33 +0000 http://www.electricvenom.com/2008/01/03/till-death-do-us-part/#comment-86026 I let my second Mrs. Flap handle all of the finances. Why not? She is the business degree holder. And, she is not venomous but she has a <strong>mean pinch</strong> when I get out of line. <em>Flap's last blog post..<a href='http://flapsblog.com/?p=6188' rel="nofollow">Huckabee Wins Says Iowa Insider Advantage Poll</a></em> I let my second Mrs. Flap handle all of the finances. Why not? She is the business degree holder.

And, she is not venomous but she has a mean pinch when I get out of line.

Flap’s last blog post..Huckabee Wins Says Iowa Insider Advantage Poll

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