Comments on: Well, That’s ANOTHER Good Reason To Drink http://www.electricvenom.com/my-venomous-life/well-thats-another-good-reason-to-drink/ Mid-life crisis, motherhood and martinis Thu, 09 Feb 2012 23:42:28 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 By: wg http://www.electricvenom.com/my-venomous-life/well-thats-another-good-reason-to-drink/comment-page-1/#comment-72002 wg Mon, 04 Jun 2007 01:41:52 +0000 http://www.electricvenom.com/?p=8603#comment-72002 You could always <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Going_commando" rel="nofollow">go commando</a>. You could always go commando.

]]> By: Venomous Kate http://www.electricvenom.com/my-venomous-life/well-thats-another-good-reason-to-drink/comment-page-1/#comment-71989 Venomous Kate Sun, 03 Jun 2007 14:37:17 +0000 http://www.electricvenom.com/?p=8603#comment-71989 Carol, there is no way in hell at my current weight that I'd even consider a thong. Why, the thing might get lost in there! Or slice me in half! I mean, what if I was in a car accident and wound up in the emergency room. You know that motherly advice as well as I do: always wear clean underwear for just such an emergency? Well, I can just picture the entire ER staff staring at my unconscious, thong-encased body and then passing out from the astonishment. Where would I be then? I'll tell ya: with 98% of my ass hanging out of a thong whilst lying on a gurney in an ER surrounded by unconscious medical personnel. Not a happy thought, Carol! Pam, I went to Cato's, if that helps. Carol, there is no way in hell at my current weight that I’d even consider a thong. Why, the thing might get lost in there! Or slice me in half!

I mean, what if I was in a car accident and wound up in the emergency room. You know that motherly advice as well as I do: always wear clean underwear for just such an emergency? Well, I can just picture the entire ER staff staring at my unconscious, thong-encased body and then passing out from the astonishment. Where would I be then? I’ll tell ya: with 98% of my ass hanging out of a thong whilst lying on a gurney in an ER surrounded by unconscious medical personnel. Not a happy thought, Carol!

Pam, I went to Cato’s, if that helps.

]]> By: pam http://www.electricvenom.com/my-venomous-life/well-thats-another-good-reason-to-drink/comment-page-1/#comment-71985 pam Sun, 03 Jun 2007 12:01:34 +0000 http://www.electricvenom.com/?p=8603#comment-71985 I loathe shopping for clothing - of any sort. Which is why my closet looks like a gym locker. But if I could just walk into the store and find two dresses like that... maybe I'd try it. Maybe... ;) I loathe shopping for clothing – of any sort. Which is why my closet looks like a gym locker. But if I could just walk into the store and find two dresses like that… maybe I’d try it. Maybe… ;)

]]> By: Carol http://www.electricvenom.com/my-venomous-life/well-thats-another-good-reason-to-drink/comment-page-1/#comment-71981 Carol Sun, 03 Jun 2007 01:32:59 +0000 http://www.electricvenom.com/?p=8603#comment-71981 Try thongs. They're comfortable, I swear -- just make sure you buy the right size. Tell VH to hold the Booyah -- we haven't gotten that far in Extreme Lingerie Makeover. Try thongs. They’re comfortable, I swear — just make sure you buy the right size. Tell VH to hold the Booyah — we haven’t gotten that far in Extreme Lingerie Makeover.

]]> By: Venomous Kate http://www.electricvenom.com/my-venomous-life/well-thats-another-good-reason-to-drink/comment-page-1/#comment-71976 Venomous Kate Sat, 02 Jun 2007 23:38:43 +0000 http://www.electricvenom.com/?p=8603#comment-71976 I know, I know. I hate the panties, too. But they are honestly the only ones that don't ride up my ass, which I hate even more! Btw, VH read the part about the "bra banishment" over my shoulder and said, "Booyah!" I think, however, that he's just in favor of banning the bra altogether. I know, I know. I hate the panties, too. But they are honestly the only ones that don’t ride up my ass, which I hate even more!

Btw, VH read the part about the “bra banishment” over my shoulder and said, “Booyah!” I think, however, that he’s just in favor of banning the bra altogether.

]]> By: Carol http://www.electricvenom.com/my-venomous-life/well-thats-another-good-reason-to-drink/comment-page-1/#comment-71975 Carol Sat, 02 Jun 2007 23:33:46 +0000 http://www.electricvenom.com/?p=8603#comment-71975 Okay, first we need to rid your lingerie drawer of the granny panties. Nobody needs to wear bunchy ol' granny panties. Next week we'll deal with the industrial steel bras. Honestly. Granny panties. Is there anything WORSE??? Ah wait -- yes there is. Mom jeans. That will be Week 3, right after the Bra Banishment. Okay, first we need to rid your lingerie drawer of the granny panties. Nobody needs to wear bunchy ol’ granny panties. Next week we’ll deal with the industrial steel bras. Honestly. Granny panties. Is there anything WORSE??? Ah wait — yes there is. Mom jeans. That will be Week 3, right after the Bra Banishment.

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