Who Cares About Camel Toe?

by Venomous Kate

Yes, I’m still writing a book.

Yes, I’m still dieting.

I’ve had difficulties with both over the past two months, but I’m finally starting to make progress on both fronts once again.

Which reminds me: after practically starving myself to drop another pants’ size, I don’t care if I’ve got camel toe, okay? If it bothers you, stop looking at my crotch.

That is all, thank you.

5 Responses to “Who Cares About Camel Toe?”

  1. Dolly Parton is the queen of cameltoe…
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1plvBR02wDs :D

    Say, you still want that design Ivan worked up for you oh so many years ago or should we release it as a theme?

  2. I never noticed Dolly had a camel toe issue. I wonder why?

  3. Camel toe isn’t nearly as tragic as those teenage boys walking through the mall holding their penises through their track pants. What is the deal with that? Someone needs to smack those boys back into a corner.

  4. OK, I didn’t care about camel toe until you made me look it up. Thanks for that revelation. Now I have something else to worry about staring at when I talk to a women.

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