1. Relatively brainless? You can work for the French government!
2. Captions wanted.
3. John Edwards is trying to narrow the issues.
4. Save your soul for only $1,000.
5. The new definition of treason? Opposing impeachment of Bush.
6. Beth gave me an ear worm!
7. Being unable to read your doctor’s instructions is lethal. Go figure.
8. A reason to endorse Cindy Sheehan?
9. Ain’t that the truth.