1. This may make me the last person in the blogosphere to not have seen Order of the Phoenix.
2. Glenn ponders the important stuff… like anal bleaching.
3. A cab driver dropped She Who Will Be Obeyed off at an anti-military rally, instead of the pro-military rally she’d been planning to attend, and yet nobody died.
4. The only answer callers like this get at my house is: “Why, I’m the woman your mother warned you about. Now go away.” (Click))
5. You know, I’m kind of glad Timmer isn’t my neighbor.
6. As a mother, let me just say now that I am far too busy to find time to rule the world.
7. You say “conspicuous consumer consumption” like it’s a bad thing. Oh, wait….
8. One reason why men aren’t always gentlemen anymore.
9. This is the stuff of my nightmares.