1. Roaches drool. Who knew?
2. Guess who’s coming to my house?
3. Nicole Ritchie’s plan to stay out of jail by getting pregnant may not be mere talk after all.
4. Me, either.
5. Lindsay Lohan will soon be old enough to drink all that booze she’s had friends sneaking into the rehab center.
6. Paris Hilton played hockey? You sure that’s spelled right?
7. Time to rinse my eyes with boric acid.
8. Apparently, everything sucks.
9. Happy Flag Day!
[tags]roaches, Nicole Ritchie, pregnant, Lindsay Lohan, Paris Hilton, hockey, Flag Day[/tags]