Since we can’t avoid Mondays, we might as well find something to enjoy about them. So, here are your Nine Nibbles Before Noon:
1. Why feel guilty over that time you photocopied your bare butt on the office Xerox machine? After all, it’s Art!
2. News flash: sex makes you feel good. Duh.
3. My Sleep Number Bed remote control; four books I’ll read after I finish the one I’m reading; Kleenex; a lamp; a half-empty can of Tab soda; and a box of wax ear plugs because my husband snores. Thanks Punctilious.
4. Ah, a Porsche for the Baby Boomers to buy their kids when the Boomers themselves get too old to drive.
5. Thanks to Alison, I’ve learned a few things about myself.
- venomous kate is a martini
- venomous kate is having a big week
- venomous kate is watching you
- venomous kate is licking at my heels
Thanks Kelley!
7. Personally, I want my breakfast to taste like Eggs Benedict.
8. If Al Gore’s new TV channel is anything like him, I have big hopes that it’ll cure my insomnia.
9. Now this is a Roe v. Wade argument I’m happy to get into!
Monday, August 1st, 2005, 10:31 am | 
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