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	<title>Comments on: A Little Ho, Ho, Ho For Your Ex- (That old ho.)</title>
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	<description>Mid-life crisis, motherhood and martinis</description>
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		<title>By: Alice H</title>
		<link>http://www.electricvenom.com/odd-bites/a-little-ho-ho-ho-for-your-ex-that-old-ho/comment-page-1/#comment-26431</link>
		<dc:creator>Alice H</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 09 Nov 2005 02:41:46 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>The only store that should be showing Christmas decorations already is Hallmark - those of us who have to wrap presents early need someplace to buy wrapping paper, other than that, I don&#039;t think the Christmas stuff should come out until after Thanksgiving.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>The only store that should be showing Christmas decorations already is Hallmark &#8211; those of us who have to wrap presents early need someplace to buy wrapping paper, other than that, I don&#8217;t think the Christmas stuff should come out until after Thanksgiving.</p>
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		<title>By: twoma3</title>
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		<dc:creator>twoma3</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 07 Nov 2005 23:02:08 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Perhaps she lied (the Mommy that said, loud enough for you to hear, that she had finished her cards). Yeah that was it. Now I feel better. Turn on the game and bring me a drink!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Perhaps she lied (the Mommy that said, loud enough for you to hear, that she had finished her cards). Yeah that was it. Now I feel better. Turn on the game and bring me a drink!</p>
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		<title>By: Multiple Mentality</title>
		<link>http://www.electricvenom.com/odd-bites/a-little-ho-ho-ho-for-your-ex-that-old-ho/comment-page-1/#comment-26239</link>
		<dc:creator>Multiple Mentality</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 07 Nov 2005 15:02:28 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>&lt;strong&gt;Carnivalized!&lt;/strong&gt;


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		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><strong>Carnivalized!</strong></p>
<p>&#8230;</p>
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		<title>By: Josh Cohen</title>
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		<dc:creator>Josh Cohen</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 07 Nov 2005 13:27:20 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>You don&#039;t even have to claim you&#039;re being &quot;environmentally friendly&quot;.  Just say you&#039;re

a.  fighting the greeting card conspiracy
b.  saving money by not spending it on stamps, which are going up in price AGAIN next year
c.  not sending cards because mailing correspondence cards is an evolutionary artifact of a long-past age

I wish I could do any of these, but I&#039;ll be guilt-tripped into spending $50 on cards and another $10 on stamps this year by the wife, who believes more in sending cards than anything else holiday-related.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>You don&#8217;t even have to claim you&#8217;re being &#8220;environmentally friendly&#8221;.  Just say you&#8217;re</p>
<p>a.  fighting the greeting card conspiracy<br />
b.  saving money by not spending it on stamps, which are going up in price AGAIN next year<br />
c.  not sending cards because mailing correspondence cards is an evolutionary artifact of a long-past age</p>
<p>I wish I could do any of these, but I&#8217;ll be guilt-tripped into spending $50 on cards and another $10 on stamps this year by the wife, who believes more in sending cards than anything else holiday-related.</p>
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		<title>By: mad heron</title>
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		<dc:creator>mad heron</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 07 Nov 2005 01:16:54 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I havnt even started mine until next month after turkeyday is over dont jump the gun</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I havnt even started mine until next month after turkeyday is over dont jump the gun</p>
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		<title>By: The Thomas</title>
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		<dc:creator>The Thomas</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 05 Nov 2005 05:10:58 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Thanksgiving stuff doesn&#039;t go up until Halloween is over. We just turn the jack-o-lanterns around so they look like plain pumpkins. This weekend we take down the Halloween Dept 56 display.

Christmas stuff doesn&#039;t go up until the daughters come home from college in December. I would however like to put up the lights when its not freezing out.

Christmas cards. I don&#039;t think we have actually addressed and mailed the Christmas cards since the first daughter left for college. I don&#039;t think we found a picture and ordered cards last year either. We could probably print address labels to speed the process, but then we would have to write some fiction to describe whatever we did this year. Who&#039;s in what year and which ever major this semester (and who cares).</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Thanksgiving stuff doesn&#8217;t go up until Halloween is over. We just turn the jack-o-lanterns around so they look like plain pumpkins. This weekend we take down the Halloween Dept 56 display.</p>
<p>Christmas stuff doesn&#8217;t go up until the daughters come home from college in December. I would however like to put up the lights when its not freezing out.</p>
<p>Christmas cards. I don&#8217;t think we have actually addressed and mailed the Christmas cards since the first daughter left for college. I don&#8217;t think we found a picture and ordered cards last year either. We could probably print address labels to speed the process, but then we would have to write some fiction to describe whatever we did this year. Who&#8217;s in what year and which ever major this semester (and who cares).</p>
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		<title>By: Margi</title>
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		<dc:creator>Margi</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 04 Nov 2005 19:37:24 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>P.S.  Goddammo.  HEE - FREAKIN - LARIOUS!  

Wish I had thought of that.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>P.S.  Goddammo.  HEE &#8211; FREAKIN &#8211; LARIOUS!  </p>
<p>Wish I had thought of that.</p>
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		<title>By: Margi</title>
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		<dc:creator>Margi</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 04 Nov 2005 19:36:12 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Happy Hallowthanksmas, Kate!

I&#039;d love to tell you that I&#039;m holding off in protest but the reality is:  I&#039;m disorganized.

Damnit.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Happy Hallowthanksmas, Kate!</p>
<p>I&#8217;d love to tell you that I&#8217;m holding off in protest but the reality is:  I&#8217;m disorganized.</p>
<p>Damnit.</p>
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		<title>By: Patrick</title>
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		<dc:creator>Patrick</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 04 Nov 2005 17:54:32 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I must confess that I have done some Christmas shopping and purchased Christmas cards. What!? They were on sale at Borders. 

I have as my goal for this weekend to have my parent&#039;s Christmas gifts purchased and wrapped. I do not use credit cards and I pay cash for everything so this spreads out the expense over a couple of months.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I must confess that I have done some Christmas shopping and purchased Christmas cards. What!? They were on sale at Borders. </p>
<p>I have as my goal for this weekend to have my parent&#8217;s Christmas gifts purchased and wrapped. I do not use credit cards and I pay cash for everything so this spreads out the expense over a couple of months.</p>
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