His Wife Is A Bitch

Man weds dog As a lover of history and cultural geography, I like to think of myself as a fairly open-minded person. The kind who tries, if not embracing other viewpoints, then at least making room in my own perspective for them.

Then there are times when, despite my best efforts, I just can’t help thinking that some cultures are so radically different from my own that I’ll never in a thousand years be able to comprehend them.

Take, for instance, the traditional Hindu marriage ceremony of P. Selvakumar and his new bride. That’s her in the picture. As you may have noticed, she’s a bitch… and I mean that in the literal sense. That’s right: he married a dog.

It seems that 15 years ago or so, Selvakumar stoned two dogs to death then hung them in the tree. Now, on the advice of an astrologer, he’s atoning for his crime by wedding a stray dog selected for him by his family.

After the wedding, the happy couple shared a meal. Sort of. Selvakumar joined his family for a feast. The dog ate a bun.

Unfortunately, there’s no indication where the happy couple is registered, so I guess I won’t be sending them matching water bowls.

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5 Responses to “His Wife Is A Bitch”
Comment by Leigh Subscribed to comments via email
2007-11-13 16:22:02

Oh.My.God. What really scares me is what happened after they went home! Eeek!

 
Comment by Mark
2007-11-13 16:38:48

See? San Francisco isn’t so weird afterall.

 
Comment by Schanzerx
2007-11-14 10:21:12

I hope that bitch can cook!

 
Comment by Anne
2007-11-14 11:53:16

So, he killed two dogs and as atonement he has to marry a dog?

Is his name Peterson? The more you kill, the more you marry?

Where are the animal protectionists when you need them?

 
Comment by infidel
2007-11-15 05:02:49

Would that make it ok to call her a bitch lol

 

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