Oompa Loompa

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Oompa Loompa Dippity Dee, With These Will Live Longer Than Dick Cheney

SurvivaBalls: what all the Halliburton CEO’s — and Oompa Loompas — will be wearing during the next global disaster.

[Note: Damn. Wish I'd found this before posting this week's Caption Contest!]

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This entry was posted on Friday, May 19th, 2006 at 5:23 pm.

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2 Responses to “Oompa Loompa”

Comment by TIm P

2006-05-19 23:41:34

When inflatable sheep go wrong. Very very wrong.

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Comment by Gamer

2006-05-20 14:02:25

But what if aliens shaped like giant ping-pong paddles should invade? That guy would be screwed.

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Trackback by The American Mind

2006-05-22 12:51:09

SurvivaBalls…

The evil geniuses at Haliburton are at it again. Expect the Bush administration to purchase $3 billion worth of SurvivaBalls……

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