Drudge now says that Kerry’s camp is preparing a response to what’s now being called a 2-year affair with a young woman who has since “fled to Africa.” As for why there’s been no major media coverage, Drudge claims the press is having a difficult time investigating the matter because, unlike Monica-gate, nobody can produce hard evidence. (Pardon the pun.)

UPDATE: Don’t expect to read much online from Wesley Clark’s camp on the matter”. According to his (defunct) campaign press secretary, Bill Buck: “We do not respond to Right-wing internet postings in any way, shape or form.”

Yeah, my preschool-age son loves playing “ostrich,” too.