Cheney Takes Command

by Venomous Kate

Vice President Dick Cheney will take command of the nation tomorrow as President Bush undergoes a colonoscopy at Camp David.

No word whether doctors expect to find a more coherent policy about the Iraq war up there.

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  1. Will he pardon Scooter?

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