1. He was an ace pilot in the war. In fact, he survived at least one dogfight with the Red Baron.

2. He went to junior high school with Strom Thurmond.

3. If McCain loses the election, he could team up with Bob Dole on those viagra commercials.

4. If they make another ‘Indiana Jones’ movie, McCain could play himself in it.

5. He thinks of himself as a Republican maverick, like Teddy Roosevelt. In fact, the truth be known, McCain really is Teddy Roosevelt.

6. McCain had a chance to sign the Declaration of Independence, but he decided to steer an ‘independent’ course and try to reach across the aisle to the British instead.

7. McCain is against torture. He became convinced it doesn’t work during the Inquisition.

8. McCain, as a teenager, used to baby sit Ronald Reagan.

9. McCain’s confusion over which Muslims are the Shiites and which are the Sunnis is understandable. He’s used to thinking of them all as Saracens.

10. McCain has recently been speaking out against Global Warming. He remembers how hard it was for everyone the last time the ice sheets melted and flooded the land bridge to Asia.

11. And finally– Al Gore may have invented the internet, but McCain has never been properly credited for his invention of the fishing net.

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And no, I usually don’t watch her but look, I was bored out of my freakin’ mind, ok??

Anyway…he did pretty good, as far as entertainment value but when he started talking politics, all I heard was “blah blah blah”. The usual.

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“Everything.”

Bwah!

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blackerthanobama.com
morefemininethanhillary.com

And so on…

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I’m older than some of the things on this list too, the 5 (and 9) digit zip code, for example. However, I’m younger than duck tape and the same age as WD-40. Consider: all my life the tools to fix anything have been available

A few days ago, before news of Kennedy’s brain tumor, I blogged about a NYTimes story on how an older brain becomes a wiser brain. The older I get the more I think this is true!

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LMAO! We used to joke with an old (I mean old) boss of mine that his SSN was “ought six.” Heh.

Let’s not forget that he’s been through some horrific shit and torture to his very own person and he survived. He can take four years of a Democratic congress.

Oh, and a picture of a naked-from-the-waist-up Nicholson was NOT the way I wanted to start my day.

I will never NEVER understand why he was such a Hollywood Lothario. Oh wait. Big schlong and power. That’s gotta be it.

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