I love the smell of a fresh scandal in the morning.
And, really, what should one wear when caught in a timeless act of corruption but another classic?
That’s right, it’s the now and forever fragrance of Client No. 9, the scent we all recognize as the fullest expression of a politician’s true self.
Sure, it might cost you everything you’ve spent your entire life working for, as well as your family and your self-respect, but you’ll be guaranteed to linger forever in the public memory.
So go ahead and spritz it on liberally. After all, no one needs their nose to tell them you’ve been coming.
UPDATE: Rammer thinks it’s the same ol’ stink in a different package.