Update Your Maps
The city of Kiev no longer exists. No, this is not a Ronald Reagan mic check: it’s a spelling change, and really, it has nothing to do (Nussing!) with the desire to win over the former Soviet republic by ditching the Russian-preferred spelling.
Now, can someone tell me how Col. Klink spelled “Nothing”?
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It was Sgt. Schulz and I think it was Nuffing.
I’m waiting for Jim’s comment arguing with kimsch about how the spelling of Nuffing was wrong, and in fact kimsch is some kind of an idiot for spelling it that way.
Foxy, thanks.
It should be spelled nuffink.