A while back, prompted by a Match.com poll which asked whether Democrats or Republicans made better lovers, I conducted a poll of my own. As you can see (if you follow that link and view the results), the Republicans won by a landslide, beating out both Democrats and farm animals.
Well, once again, Big Media had to get in on the act. (Yes, I typed that tongue-in-cheek.) Check out the topic for this week’s Primetime Live:
The “Primetime Live” sex poll answers many provocative questions that we have all wondered about, but have never dared to ask, including: how many Americans describe themselves as sexually “traditional” or “adventurous”; how often are Americans having sex; what are the sex habits of cheaters; and who is cheating with their co-worker and who is cheating in the workplace.
The poll analysis includes a breakdown by many subgroups, including region, age and even political party affiliation, which is the topic of results released today”
- Of those involved in a committed relationship, who is very satisfied with their relationship?
Republicans – 87 percent; Democrats – 76 percent- Who is very satisfied with their sex life?
Republicans – 56 percent; Democrats – 47 percent- The poll analysis also reveals who has worn something sexy to enhance their sex life:
Republicans – 72 percent; Democrats – 62 percent- When asked whether they had ever faked an orgasm, more Democrats (33 percent) than Republicans (26 percent) said they had.
Now, I’m no statistician, but it sure seems two polls tend to prove what us Right-Wingers have said all along: Democrats really are the disgruntled, whiny, unimaginative, liars we make them out to be.
Monday, October 18th, 2004, 9:46 am | 
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October 18, 2004 at 2:06 pm
I want to know what the margin of error for the people who HAD faked an orgasm and LIED about it is.
October 18, 2004 at 3:12 pm
Um, don’t you think they’d know if they’d faked it and lied about it?
October 18, 2004 at 5:13 pm
“Worn something sexy to enhance their sex life” eh? Sounds like Bill O’Reilly kind of stuff, if you ask me.
October 18, 2004 at 11:55 pm
Having never had sex with a Republican (my history of partners is divided entirely between die-hard Democrats and lefties too out-there to trust the Democrats anymore, who by and large vote Green nowadays…) I can’t fairly cast a ballot due to inexperience.
But I do have to _imagine_ Republicans would be better.
(And while I haven’t had the expected problems _in bed_ with the Left that might be expected, at this point in my life I just consider my time too precious to waste on the nonsense they put their partners through during those times when intercourse is not actually occurring.)
So if I believed in one-night-stands, I might go for another Democrat…but I don’t, and so I’ll just have to wait for an available Republican or Libertarian to appear.
October 19, 2004 at 7:30 am
Having been married to a partisan Republican woman for almost 9 years, she doesn’t fake orgasms. How can I be show sure? When they don’t happen – I hear about it!
October 19, 2004 at 8:06 am
does wearing a condom count as wearing something to enhance your sex life?
and yeah, i’ll put the batman suit on.
the democrats are total hypocrites about sex.they boast about how much more ‘liberated’ they are. tell non-liberlas to lighten up, and then when some conservative gets caught with the goodies, they denounce him! seems to me the libshits should be praising o’reilly.
October 19, 2004 at 9:49 am
Matt wrote…
But I do have to _imagine_ Republicans would be better. (And while I haven’t had the expected problems _in bed_ with the Left that might be expected, at this point in my life I just consider my time too precious to waste on the nonsense they put their partners through during those times when intercourse is not actually occurring.)
… and I nearly peed in my pants from laughing so hard!
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