There’s a little old lady — around 70 years old or so — on the Fox Morning Show dispensing advice on how to use pantyhose to tie your spouse to the bed for some kinky sex.
She looks exactly like my grandmother at that age.
I think I’m going to need therapy now.
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October 12, 2007 at 11:10 am
I think she was on Letterman the other night. I had to shut it off.
October 12, 2007 at 11:37 am
It’s just so wrong in so many ways.
October 12, 2007 at 12:59 pm
eeeewwwww! I am so glad I didn’t see that, not a good visual. Huge yuck factor!
October 12, 2007 at 5:41 pm
It’s not Sue something from the Sex Talk show is it? Cuz if you think that’s bad, try listening to someone like that give instructions on proper, erm… oral activity.
*shudder*
October 12, 2007 at 5:49 pm
Yes, that was her name! I just kept thinking of her as Grandma.
October 12, 2007 at 6:23 pm
You know something, I’d listen to anybody who’s 70 and has sage advice for how it’s done. I mean, geez, if they’re still up for knocking boots at that age, they are obviously doing something right.
October 12, 2007 at 7:09 pm
OR they’re not getting any at all and haven’t been for so long that they’ve had plenty of time to think of how they think it ought to be done.
October 12, 2007 at 7:27 pm
I’m reminded of a Discovery Channel special I once saw on the mating habits of turtles. All things are possible (or at least plausible), given enough attention to…er…detail and some patience. Slow and steady wins the race, as they say….
I have a plan to be a Dirty Old Man who dandles giggling coeds on my knee. It probably won’t happen, but a man can dream.