Katrina Koochie

by Venomous Kate

Sure, New Orleans remains a toxic cess pool. Bodies remain buried under several feet of feces-laden sludge. Pools of oil float like hallucinogenic rainbows down what once was considered a street, and mosquitos are busily sucking up the lethal mix in anticipation of their visit to a neighborhood near you.

But the strippers are back, so who gives a damn.

Emergency workers helping New Orleans recover from Hurricane Katrina are being kept in good spirits – by strippers and erotic dancers.

Saucy shows are once again being staged in the city’s famous French Quarter.

Bourbon Street’s Deja Vu Showgirls club, which reopened this week, is the first strip joint to resume business after Katrina.

And instead of drunken tourists, the crowds are mainly made up of police, firefighters and military personnel.

Dancer Dawn Beasley, 27, said: “It’s nice to get back to work, and all these men need some entertainment.

“They haven’t seen anybody but their buddies for two weeks.” (Source: Sky News)

Ah, there’s nothing like a heart of gold buried under 36-EE hooters.

6 Responses to “Katrina Koochie”

  1. Hey, we’re fully committed, and Rove is clearly the most qualified civil reconstruction engineer we have on hand. Why question it?

    Boobies, I’m sure, will help make the worker bees forget they’re not getting prevailing wages. That is, if they bother to come back, and build. (Funny how the market works both ways.)

    I could forgive the f***up in the first place, sorta. I’ll be a Republican again, when the learn a little humility. But this batch, they’re just a batch of crap. Just look at them.

  2. Strippers surely have found a good way to contribute towards the relief work. I am sure the emergency workers do not mind this at all!!!

  3. Here come the ACLU and its wretched lawyers cirling like vultures over a big one

  4. I’m trying to parse the zero’s comment that having strippers back in NO is somehow Rove’s fault.

    Yeesh. Got logic?

    At all??

  5. EEs? What strip bars have you been going to? I find it to be a lucky day if one of the girls can fill out a D-cup. Sigh.

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