Males With Small Brains

Recent scientific findings support the notion that males who think with their small head do so at the risk of the big brain, and vice versa… at least in the case of bats.

The brainier male bats are, the smaller their testicles, according to a new study. Researchers suggest the correlation exists because both organs require a lot of energy to grow and maintain, leading individual species to find the optimum balance.

The analysis of 334 species of bat found that in species where the females were promiscuous, the males had evolved larger testes but had relatively small brains. In species, where the females were monogamous, the situation was reversed. Male fidelity appeared to have no influence over testes or brain size.

Both brain tissue and sperm cells require a lot of metabolic energy to produce and maintain. The different species appear to have evolved a preference for developing one organ more than the other, presumably determined by which will help them produce more offspring. (Souce: New Scientist.)

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6 Responses to “Males With Small Brains”
Comment by Margi
2005-12-07 15:50:36

MY GOD. You mean there’s now scientific evidence to prove that both heads cannot function simultaneously?

Holy crap.

My only question? Howinhell can I get me one of them thar scientific study grants?

 
Comment by Mike
2005-12-07 17:57:46

I am soooo relieved of personal responsibility for the rest of my life. I will just tell my wife I cannot fight the inevitable tide of evolution….

 
Comment by Teresa
2005-12-07 23:14:58

I’m glad I’m not married to a bat… *grin*

 
Comment by Ed Flinn
2005-12-08 05:32:56

Some species of bats, scientists said, must be extremely smart.

 
Comment by Roman
2005-12-08 22:21:50

Sorry, I don’t understand this story.

Roman

 
Comment by Vexare
2005-12-12 21:08:50

My wife finds the idea that either my brain or my testicles could have been bigger absolutely terrifying

 

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