PMS Threat Level Advisory
Oh, sure, I could get into the habit of posting this little graphic every few days to warn people about the current PMS threat level.
(Today is Yellow, lucky you.)
Or I could just point you to PMS Buddy, a free service to help you track “that time of the month” for the women in your life.
Beautifully classic!
I remember back when I was teaching myself how to program in X windows and learned how to manipulate a gauge widget – the PMS indicator was one of the first tools I built.
Barbara
This would be useless at my house, since the “P” stands for “Perpetual.”
Well, you know what they say PMS stands for… Putting Up with Men’s Shit.
I have two to keep track of, with a third less than a year away. *sigh*
The four weeks in the month of a woman (cleaned up significantly)
1 It’s the week before my period- I’m gonna be grumpy
2 I’m having my period- I’m gonna be grumpy
3 It’s the week after my period- I’m gonna be grumpy
4 I think I’ll be a B* this week
(not that I’m happily divorced or anything)