PMS Threat Level Advisory

by Venomous Kate

PMS Threat Level

Oh, sure, I could get into the habit of posting this little graphic every few days to warn people about the current PMS threat level.

(Today is Yellow, lucky you.)

Or I could just point you to PMS Buddy, a free service to help you track “that time of the month” for the women in your life.

5 Comments to “PMS Threat Level Advisory”

  1. Beautifully classic!

    I remember back when I was teaching myself how to program in X windows and learned how to manipulate a gauge widget – the PMS indicator was one of the first tools I built. :)

    Barbara

  2. This would be useless at my house, since the “P” stands for “Perpetual.”

  3. Well, you know what they say PMS stands for… Putting Up with Men’s Shit.

  4. I have two to keep track of, with a third less than a year away. *sigh*

  5. The four weeks in the month of a woman (cleaned up significantly)

    1 It’s the week before my period- I’m gonna be grumpy
    2 I’m having my period- I’m gonna be grumpy
    3 It’s the week after my period- I’m gonna be grumpy
    4 I think I’ll be a B* this week

    (not that I’m happily divorced or anything)