The Church Of The Almighty Orgasm

by Venomous Kate

Look, I love a good orgasm as much as the next person, but to start a church for one? That seems a bit odd, even to me. But, hey, I’m nothing if not open-minded.

Not surprisingly, the church was founded by an artist, Carlos Bebeacua from Lövestad (no joke) in southern Sweden, a place known for being a bit more in tune with their inner sex freaks than we are here in the U.S.

“The orgasm is God, the orgasm should be worshiped,” Bebeacua told the Kvällsposten newspaper.

“The orgasm is the ultimate feeling of lust, it shouldn’t be limited to ejaculation. You can reach it through art or by looking at a landscape and thinking ‘Wow!'”

As such, the church has only priestesses, and its scriptures are the Catechism of Orgasm which preaches the gospel of sex.

Sound good? Then get down on your knees and… pray.

8 Responses to “The Church Of The Almighty Orgasm”

  1. I tend to like a longer church service that that.

  2. That suggests you’re doing something incorrectly. :D

  3. Ok, I will be the first to say it… that is just f*cking wierd, pun intended.

  4. A most excellent pun. hehe

  5. Okay, on reflection….would it be totally inappropriate to say that while I have dreamed of being partially idolized, this isn’t quite what I had in mind?

  6. lmao ,so my chances of getting a good bj are pretty good huh?everybodys a winner!!

  7. Umm, I may have to establish some kind of religious affiliation with the religion that I am starting:
    http://folloder.wordpress.com/.....-religion/
    Might be a good combo?!

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