What kind of world are we living in if things like Sega’s new LoveTrainer can actually find a market?
Part Demolition Man, part mp3 headset, part yenta, the “LoveTrainer” — from Sega Toys, no less — bills itself as a “unisex sex enhancer that combines biofeedback training with the excitement of your favorite music”.
Did I mention the “sensuous voice commands” issued to clue-in the clueless? You’ll never be at a loss for ways to keep your hands and other appendages occupied with hits like these:
- “The foreplay will now begin!”
- “Please confirm the heart rate sensor.”
- “Your stamina will now be tested.”
- “The love making will now begin.”
- “Following the beat make love much harder.”
Seriously, with a price tag of $79.95 I’m guessing you can find some crack-riddled whore to sit by your bed and offer similar suggestions at half the price. Throw in a pack of cigarettes, and I bet she’d hold your boom box for you, too.
[Via Gizmodo]
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January 29, 2009 at 12:41 am
half that for some crack-riddled whore?
“Here son, here’s the whole $80. Go getcherself a nice Irish girl.”
*ducks and runs*
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January 28, 2009 at 6:37 pm