Posts tagged ‘Amazon’

September 28th, 2011

Amazon’s Tablet Is Real: Presenting the Kindle Fire

by Venomous Kate

I have wanted an iPad since they first came out, but like many people the price tag scares me off. (Okay, I’m also put off by having yet another tie to Apple, since I’m already a slave to my iPhone 4.)

Now Amazon’s entered the tablet market with its full-color, tablet dubbed “Kindle Fire” that works with any public or private wi-fi or hotspot so you don’t have to shell out for some phone company’s service plan! With a proprietary browser called Amazon Silk, the 7-inch touch screen boasts 16 million colors, all the better to enjoy Amazon’s 100,000+ movies and TV shows, millions of books and ever-growing catalog of apps. (Yes, even Angry Birds!) Stream your music from Amazon’s cloud servers or download it for on-the-go listening. Take your favorite PDF, Word or other documents with you. Answer email from the bar around the corner from your office — no one will know! And, of course, you can read your favorite Kindle books, too, which — like video — will be synced to your last-read or -viewed spot via Amazon Whispersync.

I want!

February 22nd, 2011

Amazon Prime Gives Free, Unlimited Instant Videos!

by Venomous Kate

Dancing concessions - bring back movie night! A little over ten years ago, when people were still dismissing the internet as a fad that would never catch on*, I read in some magazine a prediction that the only way the internet would be useful was by allowing us to watch any movie ever made whenever we felt like it. (Of course, we’ve all found out since that know the most useful thing to come from the internet is access to pr0n, but the movie-watching thing is a close second, amIright?)

Until recently, Netflix has dominated the internet-streaming movie niche but as of today Amazon.com is making a serious run for the crown with its free, unlimited instant movie and TV-shows for Amazon Prime members.

If you aren’t familiar with the Prime program, it’s a $79/year membership that provides you with unlimited 2-day shipping from Amazon. (Click here to get a one-month free trial.) In our house, just about every day something arrives that we’ve ordered from Amazon — paper towels or TP by the case, books, the 35-lbs of gummy bears I bought one night after taking an Ambien. Our UPS guy is here so often he now recognizes when I’ve bought a new pair of pajamas. So, not surprisingly, the cost of our Prime membership paid for itself the first month.

Granted, Amazon’s free offerings are rather slim compared to Netflix so far, and hopefully they’ll expand their catalogue in the very near future. For those who haven’t signed up with either service, Amazon’s Prime program is a good way to get familiar (and addicted to) instant video streaming and, hey, if you don’t like it you still get unlimited 2-day shipping on anything you order from Amazon for an entire year!

AND NOW, FOR YOUR VIEWING PLEASURE:

Bryant Gumball tries to explain “that little a with the circle around it” (@) sign to Katie Couric in 1994, asking “What is the internet, anyway?”

Now, if you’ll pardon me, I’m going to go burn all of the old photos in which I sported that same haircut that Katie’s wearing. What were we thinking????

May 17th, 2010

Recent Amazon Reviews

by Venomous Kate

A few months back, Amazon invited me to become one of its Vine Reviewers. That means I occasionally get free stuff in exchange for reviews. Unfortunately,my “Vine Voice” status shows up on every product I review, including the ones I’ve purchased out of my own pocket. It also means that people assume my reviews are going to be glowing since, after all, I get free stuff sometimes.

Nothing could be further from the truth.

Here are a few of the things I’ve reviewed on Amazon recently, along with my ratings. Items I received for free from the Vine program are noted, as are the things I paid for myself. (You’re also welcome to check out my other reviews, too.)

BOOKS

Source: Vine Program
Rating: 2 of 5 stars.
Find my review here: Too Many Flashbacks, Too Little Editing


Source: Review copy provided by author
Rating: 5 of 5 stars.
Find my review here: A Whole New Way Of Thinking About Change

GAME DOWNLOADS

Source: Self-pay
Rating: 4 of 5 Stars
Find my review here: Immersive little HOG

STUFF

Source: Vine Program
Rating: 1 of 5 stars
Find my review here: Difficult to format properly with Word

As always, caveat emptor.

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March 15th, 2009

Happy Eat An Animal For PETA Day!

by Venomous Kate

In honor of the 7th annual Eat an Animal for PETA Day, we at the Venomous Household will be having roasted loin of veal with foie gras and a cherry-grape red sauce.

Why, yes, I did have to plan ahead by ordering the roast from the butcher and the foie gras shipped overnight from Amazon.

But, hey, it’s worth it to get not one but two — count ‘em, TWO — burrs under PETA’s saddle.

February 7th, 2009

Three Free Game Downloads!

by Venomous Kate

Looking for something to do this weekend? Check out these three free game downloads from Amazon!

  • Build-a-Lot – Send the housing market through the roof as you build, buy, and sell houses in the new strategy game.
  • Jewel Quest II – Join Professor Pack on the ultimate jewel matching quest across the world’s richest continent.
  • The Scruffs – They need your help to save their beloved family home from being sold. Grandpa Scruff has a solution – a scavenger hunt to recover his valuable artifacts.
January 1st, 2009

What’s With The Headset?

by Venomous Kate

Since I’m still sick with the crud that just won’t quit, I’ve pretty much spent the day watching television and slipping in-and-out of consciousness. Meanwhile, my intermittent fever and codeine-laced meds have led to occasional confusion over whether I’m dreaming or not.

Like when I saw the “ShamWoW” commercial with the guy who’s wearing a headset while he talks about some cloth that supposedly holds 21 times its weight in liquids (much like my midsection does at least once a month).

Since I could see no reason why on earth he’d be wearing the headset — and since the guy looks a bit like a young Willem Dafoe, whom I’d been watching earlier in Platoon — I figured I must have dreamed the whole thing.

Of course, that didn’t stop me from later looking the things up on Amazon where I ran into one really freaking funny review.

I didn’t dream that, right? Amazon really left that one up, right?