Posts tagged ‘Michelle Obama’

January 27th, 2009

Sometimes A Dress Is Just A Dress

by Venomous Kate

Should the new First Lady have worn a dress designed by an African-American on Inauguration Day? That’s the question behind my latest Pajamas Media column: Much Ado About Michelle Obama’s Dress.

January 5th, 2009

President-Elect Obama and His 10 Inaugural Balls

by Venomous Kate

I’ll say this for President-elect Obama: he has balls. Ten official balls, at last count, where he’ll personally be on display. Who knows how many unofficial ones there will be?

But here’s the thing about Obama’s balls: they’re big. And while his staff claims he’s got the first-ever Neighborhood Ball, the neighborhood around the White House pretty much threw their own ball when they stormed the president’s house after Andrew Jackson was elected. (His balls were apparently too small for their liking.)

Of course, taxpayers need not fret: we’re not footing the bill for Obama’s big balls. That’s the job of the Presidential Inaugural Committee, which has been busily raising funds to fete Obama’s balls. Sure, actors and other artsy types are happy to fork over $10,000 per head for one of Obama’s balls — and Oprah hasn’t named her going rate yet — but even those steep prices don’t cover the entire expense associated with his balls.

Taxpayers will pay in part for Obama’s balls by footing the bill for House and Senate members to plan the inauguration and balls, by paying for the preparation of alternate locations in the event of inclement weather, by paying for the archiving of documents relating — however tangentially — to the inauguration itself. Oh, and we’ll also pay for the massive security force (Secret Service, Capitol Police, U.S. Army, Marines, Navy, Air Force, and Coast Guard) needed to not only secure D.C. and the various environs of Obama’s balls, but to also screen each and every individual who personally attends Obama’s balls.

Perhaps this is what Michelle Obama meant when she said Obama would make us work? Even though she may have warned us, it’s rather infuriating to realize we, too, are now tasked with the responsibility of supporting Obama’s balls although few of us can afford our own. And, meanwhile, we’re all getting the shaft.

December 5th, 2008

The Lower-Case F-word

by Venomous Kate

My latest column, Michelle Obama and the New Face of Feminism is up at Pajamas Media.

June 13th, 2008

Catch Me On The Radio

by Venomous Kate

If you’re in the Tulsa area, be sure to tune into The Pat Campbell Show on 1170 AM right around 7:05 on Tuesday morning. Even if you’re not in the area, you might recognize Pat’s name from his appearances on the Fox News Channel, including the O’Reilly Factor and Fox & Friends. Pat Campell runs Tulsa’s only morning talk show and, of course, he blogs.

As an added bonus, I’ll be a guest on Pat’s show where we’ll be discussing… Michelle Obama.

Let me just tell you now that I’m somewhat nervous. I had no idea when I wrote that piece that it would generate that kind of response, much less three separate death threats (and counting) and one of the first Fiskings I’ve done in years.

I don’t know whether to be scared as hell, or to announce: Venom is back, baybee.