This time, my lovely Venomites, there’s a $10 Amazon.com gift card at stake. So be witty. Be very, very witty.
(And be sure to leave an accurate email address with your caption, or you’ll never know if you’ve won!)

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It’s been a while since we’ve done one of these. So make with the captions, folks!
As always, if you’re reading this on Facebook be nice and pop over to Electric Venom to play along.
Winners announced Tuesday!
Have at it! Winners announced… eventually.
(Facebook readers please visit Electric Venom to comment.)
See, I thought for once that stating the obvious about a Caption Contest deadline — that I’d post the winner whenever, rather than a date I didn’t keep — might get you people off of my back. But nooooOOO.
So, you want a winner? Fine, you’ve got a winner. And a second place. And an honorable mention.

First Place: Bill with, “December 15, 2020: Now wait a minute, I didn’t say global global warming.”
Second Place: Timmer with, “Seriously? You ALL came on private jets and you ALL rented limos? Nobody thought to car pool?”
Honorable Mention: Ike with, “Back when I was pretending to grow up in Tennessee while going to DC prep schools, my nanna gave me this bit of wisdom: Never let leaked messages from a whistle-blower get in the way of a potentially-lucrative narrative.”
Happy now?

(If you’re reading this on Facebook, you need to click over and leave your caption at the blog.)
Winner announced Monday!
We have a winner for the Hope and Changey edition of the Caption Contest.

Congratulations to Steve whose caption “God, I Wish I Knew How To Quit You” takes first place, earning him a Moleskine notebook in which to record his witty thoughts, along with all of his other ones. (Steve, be sure to email me your snail mail address so I know where to send your notebook.)
That said, there were a few other entrants who were so clever they almost made me pee. Since I only have one Moleskine to send out, y’all will have to settle for seeing your name in hyperlinks:
Second place: Linoge with “So, do you want me to reach around or not?”
Third place: Kevin with “Yes sir, economic decisions are most difficult. I suggest you try ‘scissors’ this time.”
Thanks to everyone for playing!