We’re Going to Need Bigger Pooper Scoopers

by Venomous Kate

Next time you’ve had a few too many, it might not be a Pink Elephant you’re seeing. It may, indeed, be a wooly mammoth resurrected from recently-discovered viable sperm after 27,000+ years.

My fellow “Intelligent Design”-loving Kansans may have a hard time explaining that one.


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