We’re Going to Need Bigger Pooper Scoopers

Spewed by Venomous Kate in Technology Bites

Next time you’ve had a few too many, it might not be a Pink Elephant you’re seeing. It may, indeed, be a wooly mammoth resurrected from recently-discovered viable sperm after 27,000+ years.

My fellow “Intelligent Design”-loving Kansans may have a hard time explaining that one.

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This entry was posted on Tuesday, August 15th, 2006 at 4:57 pm.

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