I’ve Figured Out The ‘Root Causes’!

by Venomous Kate

I have done it. I have finally figured out the “root causes of terrorism.” Not merely the ones the Democrats prattle on about, but the true, quintessential causes of the terrorist acts waged by Islamic extremists throughout the world. Quite simply, the answer is thus: a life without bacon is not worth living. And, as we all know, I’m not entirely convinced that a life without the occasional martini is all that worthwhile, either.

So, could this be the next big thing in anti-terrorist tactics?

Mmmmm bacon
Found on Flickr.

4 Responses to “I’ve Figured Out The ‘Root Causes’!”

  1. Alcohol and bacon. Genius! But a scantily clad woman and a carelessly strewn $100 bill would have neatly encapsulated all the sins of the Great Satan.

  2. What, you never saw this?

  3. Terry, I promise tonight I’ll be drinking in my nightgown, and given the number of martinis I plan to have, $100 is about right.

    Sigvald, I hadn’t seen that. But I’m glad I did!

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