I’ve Figured Out The ‘Root Causes’!

Spewed by Venomous Kate in Martini Madness, Terrorists Bite

I have done it. I have finally figured out the “root causes of terrorism.” Not merely the ones the Democrats prattle on about, but the true, quintessential causes of the terrorist acts waged by Islamic extremists throughout the world. Quite simply, the answer is thus: a life without bacon is not worth living. And, as we all know, I’m not entirely convinced that a life without the occasional martini is all that worthwhile, either.

So, could this be the next big thing in anti-terrorist tactics?

Mmmmm bacon
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This entry was posted on Friday, May 25th, 2007 at 9:41 am.

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who held a safe distance, not to come close. Among the various snakes, hidden in small cloth sacks, were two poisonous cobras, authorities said. After all… Who needs Snakes on a Plane for the in-flight movie when you can have the real thing? h/t: Electric Venom Technorati Tags: Globalization, Pop Culture, Egypt, Snakes

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Comment by Rodney Dill

2007-05-25 10:07:11

Gack!

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Comment by terry

2007-05-25 10:48:48

Alcohol and bacon. Genius! But a scantily clad woman and a carelessly strewn $100 bill would have neatly encapsulated all the sins of the Great Satan.

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Comment by Sigivald

2007-05-25 12:27:36

What, you never saw this?

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Comment by Venomous Kate

2007-05-25 13:30:31

Terry, I promise tonight I’ll be drinking in my nightgown, and given the number of martinis I plan to have, $100 is about right.

Sigvald, I hadn’t seen that. But I’m glad I did!

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