I have done it. I have finally figured out the “root causes of terrorism.” Not merely the ones the Democrats prattle on about, but the true, quintessential causes of the terrorist acts waged by Islamic extremists throughout the world. Quite simply, the answer is thus: a life without bacon is not worth living. And, as we all know, I’m not entirely convinced that a life without the occasional martini is all that worthwhile, either.
So, could this be the next big thing in anti-terrorist tactics?
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