Snagged from Just Muttering (a new read of mine!) and Dustbury (a long-time fave), a meme that I can handle with one hand held behind a martini:

01. Where is your cell phone? Don’t even care.
02. Boyfriend/girlfriend? Married nine years.
03. Hair? Love it short!
04. Your mother? Joan Crawford wannabe.
05. Your father? Good at disappearing.
06. Your favorite item(s)? Office door lock.
07. Your dream last night? Hotel suite solo.
08. Your favorite drink? Whatever is next.
09. Your dream guy/girl? Pled the 5th.
10. The room you are in? My private office.
11. Your fear? Disappearing into motherhood.
12. What do you want to be in 10 years? Me. Who else?
13. Who did you hang out with last night? VH of course.
14. What are you not? Petty. Conformist. Average.
15. Are you in love? Yes of course.
16. One of your wish list items? A video iPod!
17. What time is it? Martini O’ Clock.
18. The last thing you did? Answered number 17.
19. What are you wearing? Clothes. And you?
20. Your favorite book? Whatever I’m reading.
21. The last thing you ate? Not answering this!
22. Your life? Everything you imagine.
23. Your mood? Great when alone.
24. Your friends? Are being replaced.
25. What are you thinking about right now? These damn questions!
26. Your car? Overpriced dust collector.
27. What are you doing at this moment? Hoping this ends!
28. Your summer? Starts in June.
29. Your relationship status? Married nine years.
30. What is on your TV screen? History Channel. Heh.
31. When is the last time you laughed? Why, just now!
32. Last time you cried? Sanjaya skated through.
33. School? Resumes on Monday.